



Eternal Chill Heavyweight tee
This statement piece is printed on a durable, heavyweight 100% cotton tee, offering comfort, longevity, and a relaxed fit.
Featuring a purplish female skeleton with short purple hair, lounging effortlessly in a purple chair, wearing a wide-brim purple beach hat and sleek purple sunglasses—she radiates confidence and cool detachment.
The front declares: "Too Old for Drama", while the bottom reminds: "Too Young for Eternity", both in a bold purple font that complements the design’s attitude.
Perfect for those who embrace their age with humor and style, this tee is a must-have for lovers of gothic vibes, sarcasm, and timeless chill.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: It's a Purple Life
- Email: itsapurplelife-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Eternal Chill Heavyweight tee Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|