

Eternal Chill Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt
Keep it effortlessly cool and comfortable with this classic crewneck sweatshirt, featuring a purplish female skeleton with short purple hair, lounging in a purple chair with a wide-brim purple beach hat and sleek purple sunglasses. She’s the embodiment of relaxed confidence and zero drama.
With "Too Old for Drama" across the front and "Too Young for Eternity" at the bottom in a stylish purple font, this design delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, gothic charm, and laid-back vibes.
Made from soft, durable fabric, this timeless crewneck provides a cozy fit that’s great for casual wear, layering, or staying warm while keeping your cool.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: It's a Purple Life
- Email: itsapurplelife-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Eternal Chill Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|