Eternal Chill Heavyweight tee
This statement piece is printed on a durable, heavyweight 100% cotton tee, offering comfort, longevity, and a relaxed fit.
Featuring a purplish female skeleton with short purple hair, lounging effortlessly in a purple chair, wearing a wide-brim purple beach hat and sleek purple sunglasses—she radiates confidence and cool detachment.
The front declares: "Too Old for Drama", while the bottom reminds: "Too Young for Eternity", both in a bold purple font that complements the design’s attitude.
Perfect for those who embrace their age with humor and style, this tee is a must-have for lovers of gothic vibes, sarcasm, and timeless chill.
More details
- 100% cotton
 - 100% cotton
 - Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 - Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 - Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 - Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
 - Regular fit
 - Pre-shrunk jersey knit
 
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
 - Name: It's a Purple Life
 - Email: itsapurplelife-shop@support.fourthwall.com
 - Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
 - Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
 
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
 - Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
 
Eternal Chill Heavyweight tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length | 
|---|---|---|---|
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                    S
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        28
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        18
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        15.63
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
              
| 
                   
                    M
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        29
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        20
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        17
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
              
| 
                   
                    L
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        30
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        22
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                  
                     
                      18 1/2
                     
                   | 
                
              
              
| 
                   
                    XL
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        31
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        24
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        20
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
              
| 
                   
                    2XL
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        32
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        26
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                  
                     
                      21 1/2
                     
                   | 
                
              
              
| 
                   
                    3XL
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        33
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        28
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        22.8
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
              
| 
                   
                    4XL
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        34
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        30
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        24.2
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
              
| 
                   
                    5XL
                   
                 | 
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        35
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        32
                      
                     
                   | 
                
              
                
                
                
                  
                     
                      
                        25.3
                      
                     
                   |