Eternal Chill Heavyweight tee

$31.65 AUD

This statement piece is printed on a durable, heavyweight 100% cotton tee, offering comfort, longevity, and a relaxed fit.

Featuring a purplish female skeleton with short purple hair, lounging effortlessly in a purple chair, wearing a wide-brim purple beach hat and sleek purple sunglasses—she radiates confidence and cool detachment.

The front declares: "Too Old for Drama", while the bottom reminds: "Too Young for Eternity", both in a bold purple font that complements the design’s attitude.

Perfect for those who embrace their age with humor and style, this tee is a must-have for lovers of gothic vibes, sarcasm, and timeless chill.

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  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.